Animals: Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the...

By mommabuser - 01/07/2012 15:59

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

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Sunday 1 July 2012 20:04

Why... WHY would you put something with wet superglue in a cage with a living creature? Especially something essential to its survival? I hope the poor thing is okay - you should know better.

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Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:30

I always kept my hamsters is large fish tanks ((without the water, of course.)) I had a water bottle that hooked to the cage at the top, & it would be locked in place by the top. I would try looking for one of those.