Miscellaneous: Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:44

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...

illmatic2 16

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:47

It's ok op everybody farts. I did once.

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truehitman2010 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:33

patch that gas leak

CoolAsian 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:42

dude you could like use that to get away from a killer or something, your fart is legendary! :D

batman8 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:47

how is this an fml?? you got out a class from a fart. be a hero and own up for the awesomeness you just dropped for your classmates

EmoOrange 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:07

You have a talent. USE IT!!!

theboldshadow 11

Friday 24 September 2010 3:08

hahahahaha this was worded perfectly

skyeyez9 24

Friday 24 September 2010 3:19

You can now proudly exclaim: "Silent, but deadly........I has it."

beachblondeex13 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:47

this fml made me laugh . haha

Klink_fml 3

Friday 24 September 2010 4:07

why is this an fml

bayonet 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:08

Lmfao...win!

danica45 7

Friday 24 September 2010 4:30

wtf #13!?!?!?!

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