Animals: Today, my cat sat on my lap and attacked me every single time... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2017 19:41 - United States - Trenton

Today, my cat sat on my lap and attacked me every single time I tried to move her. I was stuck like that for 3 hours. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 18 August 2017 16:27

Sounds like she might have been in pain or not feeling well. Take her to the vet soon- she could have a UTI, could have fractured something, or it could be something worse.

GhostFox 33

Friday 18 August 2017 16:54

Sounds like she might have been in pain or not feeling well. Take her to the vet soon- she could have a UTI, could have fractured something, or it could be something worse.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 18 August 2017 16:27

Sounds like she might have been in pain or not feeling well. Take her to the vet soon- she could have a UTI, could have fractured something, or it could be something worse.

GhostFox 33

Friday 18 August 2017 16:54

Sounds like she might have been in pain or not feeling well. Take her to the vet soon- she could have a UTI, could have fractured something, or it could be something worse.

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