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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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Thursday 9 July 2009 15:20

Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom

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That sucks that you were burned by your own mother.

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Queen_Jaay 8

Monday 29 September 2014 19:13

hahaha golden (':

Cathrin 26

Friday 29 May 2015 16:21

Tell them that that's not the worse scenario because you can't miss what you've never had.

GreekYogurt 26

Sunday 16 August 2015 1:21

Aww sorry op

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