By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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By  oj101  |  33

I see that he satisfied the equation.

By  xSavaqee  |  12

how does a math problem make you orgasm...?

By  xSavaqee  |  12

how does a math problem make you orgasm...?

NoFlippinWai  |  24

My ex used to talk nerdy to me to get me in the mood. Anything from Chemistry to Physics to software to videogames.

Rainhawk94  |  27

hey! Whatever works for you ...

TyT63  |  12

I feel like she's not giving him credit cause no one in my maths has ever O'd causa an equation

gsevison  |  6

Get this to 69 likes!!!

I present you the final like for the target: 69!

ksks1234  |  33

Since she was trying to figure it out for a week, I would assume it was the excitement of finally figuring it out. That plus the pleasure going on down there equals orgasm.

perdix  |  29

#1, what's the square root of 69? 8-something.

Was that good for you?

bubblyhayley  |  16

#20 FAR FAR FAR too much information!

MV3_Heat_Fan  |  13

Because math is great to some of us

TheBrochure  |  22

Like if you understood perdix's reference to Drake's ridiculous lyric.

Bano360  |  25

#46 is now on -69 likes.

xx000o  |  27

There's sex in numbers, and numbers in sex.

tishtashbat  |  16

Math phone sex: can you solve me now?

By  oj101  |  33

I see that he satisfied the equation.

\  |  28

He completed the square.

Kristoffer  |  32

But did he satisfy both sides of it?

But after that did they add up the x and y?

TheBrochure  |  22

#72 - I now understand and appreciate your joke. I'm sorry I thumbed you down.

By  noobsatin  |  19

you figured out how to solve your orgasm problem. if it was a problem.

By  RavenDesired  |  10

Okay then.

that was the best, most creative comment I've ever seen *slow clap*

MrSassypants  |  31

#26 Then you should see my creative comments. They include these timeless classics:
"Lol."
"Hahaha."
"YDI"
"thats a shitty situation"
"First!"
and the best of the best
"He's a keeper!"

gotaplanstan  |  28

you forgot my personal favorite - "dump him/her"

Aren't we all forgetting: "Sue that asshole!"

Don't forget "I hope you mean Ex...".

And of course, the ever-popular "that sucks"

expertsmilee  |  26

Or my personal favorite, "The elderly strike again!"

By  vlalam  |  24

Whatever it takes to make it work ;)

By  macelonel  |  25

must have been a hard equation.

By  rivaraven  |  35

What was the problem?

djsammyc  |  19

good question

By  ktiskool  |  18

Math? Of all things, math? Why not something normal like Johnny Depp?

tj4234  |  35

You would be surprised how many people get turned on by nerdy things tbh...

MrSassypants  |  31

That negative number under the radical sign turns me on. Oh yeah, you naughty number. You're not supposed to be there but you are. You are just a sexy little number. It's like you're not even real.

loawe  |  10

Giggity!

totally read that it peter griffins voice, Idk if that was intended or not though, and the giggity after kinda topped it off haha.

By  SecsNoises  |  6

Actually, to add my 2c, it's very possible that letting your mind wander caused you to orgasm, not solving the math problem.

Orgasms can kind of be like watching a pot boil. Concentrating on 'Can I feel it yet? How 'bout now? ... Now?' can distract you.

glitterkuro  |  18

Was just about to leave this exact same comment. Concentrating too hard on sex can often have the opposite effect to what you intend. Letting your mind wander a bit is actually more helpful than overthinking it, especially in that position where I find it's easy to feel self conscious and worry that you're not enjoying it enough/haven't come yet, etc. Not thinking about it can calm you and relax you enough that you're able to orgasm.

By  rhcpgurl  |  18

That must be the nerdiest thing I've ever heard in my life.