By yikesss - 23/10/2018 03:00

Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML
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Same thing different taste

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whiskey'swino 15

Whos a bad girl? Are you a bad girl? Yes, you're a bad girl. Yeah, thats doing dirty talk wrong.

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RichardPencil 30

Don’t tell me he rubbed your nose in it.

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RichardPencil 30

Don’t tell me he rubbed your nose in it.

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core01 30

What does that even mean? Are you talking dirty frequently and in the wrong places?

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whiskey'swino 15

Whos a bad girl? Are you a bad girl? Yes, you're a bad girl. Yeah, thats doing dirty talk wrong.

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bliadddrwg42 4

entirely depends on how you're playing, what you and your partner are into and consent. The only wrong way to dirty talk is a way that you and your partner don't enjoy.

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acmariner99 25

So, you pee on the carpet and get your nose rubbed in it?

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RichardPencil 30

Part of potty training a puppy means giving enthusiastic praise when they pee in the correct place. Does your boyfriend’s name rhyme with Ronald Rump?

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Tyler Allen 3

I need an example cause that sounds hilarious

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