By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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WitEluded 13

Did he at least make it rain for you?

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Swandive235 27

Well, not the most romantic gesture, but both of them get to enjoy themselves

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kipperin 18

That's what I would do if I wanted to end a relationship, by being dumped instead of dumping. He MIGHT be trying to do just that.

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xsydneyx123 28

Unless OP isn't into girls at all. Seems like it was more for the guy, which is kinda selfish..

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Rawrshi 25

Who said it was a women's strip club? ;)

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AllSoul 23

#55, I can't see any man willing to go to a strip club to see men, whatever the occasion. Unless he's bi.

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ana_lee_bonde 17

#75 at least OP still has zoooidbeeeeeerg.

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ADBurns 22

wait, what? For the love of God why?!?

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TheCookieComet 23

maybe op's boyfriend thought op was Bi sexual? it seems to be the only logical explanation. Or he just wanted to enjoy **** that weren't his wife's

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garrett_8614 14

I know a lot of girls who are straight and go to strip clubs pretty often. It's like a regular club for them, food, drinks, and all.

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Aimeejasmine 15

You guys do realise it's their one year anniversary though.. It's not some regular day it's supposed to be special for the both if them, not a chance for him to stare at **** Jesus Christ thats so not cool

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AllSoul 23

I think we need a follow up explaining how on earth OP's boyfriend found this acceptable for their anniversary.

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Nooblah 15

maybe they went there for the food.

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Knightchaser27 25

He obviously wanted to be single

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brendejafulable 41

Sounds fun.

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miaaxoxxo 16

Men. I don't think they understand romance yet

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myselfkk 20

May be he wanted to spice things up little bit between you two..

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Nathan_Henry 15

Sounds like he's been playin a little too much gta v

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Rawrshi 25

One can never play "too much GTA V".

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shemademedoit 20

for real. after the heist update I stopped playing

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riahlum 12

Last time i was this early it was to the pre ejaculation club

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nchic01 17

maybe that's a sign the relationship isn't really working out

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