Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street...

By Jade - 25/04/2011 13:49 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

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Docbee 11

Monday 25 April 2011 18:56

at least you got a free burger

132BlackRoses 0

Monday 25 April 2011 18:55

ouch. gotta love random strangers. I feel bad for him though. even if it was only a week.

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XxZeekxX 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:15

hah sucks for you

BBBBOOOOYYYU 3

Monday 25 April 2011 19:17

trol lol lol

lmaoatall 6

Monday 25 April 2011 19:19

well atleast it wasn't a shitburger

wowfml999 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:20

i modded this :p

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 25 April 2011 19:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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fighterboy11 7

Monday 25 April 2011 21:24

Thank you for saying this ppl r do serious nowadays

Upon_A_Burning_B 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:18

Where I'm from people use the terms "dating" and "going out" for the same thing.

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 21:15

That's not how it works...

margie2194 12

Monday 25 April 2011 19:20

A week? damn you must give good ********.

mycookiezz 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:32

haha! funny cause I though something along those lines too!

newsouthwalesguy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:08

ur well hot

Music_Goddess 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:21

I would have picked up the burger and thrown it at him! he deserved it! that's seriously crazy!

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 25 April 2011 19:22

cool! free burger!! your life is awesome :)

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 21:16

facepalm

hubla 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:23

you should have picked it back up and smeared it all over that woman's face

Salcedo18 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:26

lol

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