Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

now that's love.

ThirstyGrunt 6

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

Not really something to be upset about, lady.

Comments

SeahawksnationxD 7

Sunday 26 January 2014 19:02

Why is this an FML? There should be a "Your life is fine" button.

alicat13 12

Sunday 26 January 2014 21:50

I dont see the downside. what are you complaining about? You want him to enjoy pooping over loving you?

Adamantablade 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 22:05

Did you say yes? By the way, some people have a disorder that causes them to ****** after defecation. It is strange, and rare.

kenji212 8

Sunday 26 January 2014 23:39

Clearly you are underestimating that awesome feeling!! XD he loves youu!

ni0ve 9

Monday 27 January 2014 0:41

Ummm...thats a compliment believe it or not. Thats a man's privatr time to relax.

LeahSkye 1

Monday 27 January 2014 5:31

am I the only one who thinks that's sweet?

AlexRen 21

Monday 27 January 2014 12:30

I voted YDI because let's be honest it's a good feeling.

kaismeister 3

Monday 27 January 2014 13:13

You should be honoured

MollyRingworm 3

Monday 27 January 2014 16:21

Sounds like a crappy proposal!

Vlen_fml 20

Monday 27 January 2014 21:28

i'm gonna be honest, i've taken some pretty satisfying dumps, gets the heart pumping and a mild endorphin euphoria going. while it sounds gross, its a compliment.