Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted...

By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:06

Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:05

Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

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Is this the same guy who did the "Spiderman"?

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