Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since...

By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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TKay916 15

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Wait... What?

JoshuahColins 19

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I sense a problem here...

Comments

Poetaster 10

Tuesday 11 June 2013 22:03

Well, at least he didnt say his dad's bush...

andreablah 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 22:05

How romantic

Cristian89 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 22:38

Tell him go be with his mom then. Kinda nasty he wants you to look like her "down there"

ImmaBabyGoat 13

Tuesday 11 June 2013 22:51

I'm not even sure how to reply to this fml.... Its just so wrong.....

funsizedbecka 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 23:07

Ummm. Time for a new man!

omgomgomg_NO 13

Tuesday 11 June 2013 23:11

you mean, EX-boyfriend...yes?

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 23:15

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

brightblack 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 23:17

That's disturbing.

drayloon 50

Tuesday 11 June 2013 23:19

Maybe dating Oedipus was a bad idea after all

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 23:23

NOPE WITH A SIDE OF NOPE! :( RUN.

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