Work: Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom,... - FML

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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AkeemKN 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:59

kill him.

WeirdUp 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 19:06

looked in the mirror LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:27

You are a ******* moron, OP. THERE GOES YOUR JOB!

DVecc 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:38

ydi don't do stupid childish shit

MrChocolateburri 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:22

you're stupid

NoFackYourLife 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:54

Even retarded people wouldn't do something as totally stupid as that...

dtegrl 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 6:25

You are obviously an idiot and deserve to be fired for being one! Ummmm.... hello have you met something called your reflection; it shows up in the mirror when you stand in front of it. DUMBASS!!

the4starr 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:01

you did totally deserve that but still, it's hilarious! i do the same to my mum when she's being a bitch. luckily she has never caught me..

OolioFoolio 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:09

So, I'm guessing he gave you a promotion, right? RIGHT?!

LukeeRamljaakk 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:37

yes he did.

OolioFoolio 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:13

You don't like using correct grammar, do you?

oneworldguy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:24

Are you still employed?

LukeeRamljaakk 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:35

ydi for being an ass :) but I would have done the same thing lol

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