Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

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Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:15

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Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:16

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born_hustla 26

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:54

Only in Texas!

Trevorging 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:11

I doubt this is real

ifinsane 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 22:48

That sounds like a bad day.

XxTooCoolxX 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:28

Welcome to new York !

bloodshedblack 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 6:09

In Mexico it's spelled fútbol

Worth333 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:15

this meeds more background

batmanpete 0

Friday 4 November 2011 10:21

Maybe they're soccer fans...?

rabbinussbaum 0

Friday 4 November 2011 12:27

FAKE

Dylan420z 4

Friday 11 November 2011 7:25

damn rednecks always whip out guns when kids get on there grass. this must not of been the first time

Carrillo_67 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 0:15

Was the football okay?

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