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By oh boy.... - 11/11/2018 10:30

Today, my 7 year old son came home from school crying because he wasn't invited to his classmate's birthday party. When I explained to him why she only invited their girl classmates, he said "But I'm a girl too!". My husband, his dad, and my dad will not be pleased if they heard that. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:20

In that case, your husband, father, and father-in-law, need to get over it, and not be intolerant assholes. Although, my guess is your son was upset, and said he was a girl so he would be allowed to go to the party. If he is trans, all of you need to support him, not demean/disown him,

SquirrellyGirl 20

Wednesday 14 November 2018 1:27

I hope your child gets the support he or she needs and that your family is considerate.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 13 November 2018 22:20

In that case, your husband, father, and father-in-law, need to get over it, and not be intolerant assholes. Although, my guess is your son was upset, and said he was a girl so he would be allowed to go to the party. If he is trans, all of you need to support him, not demean/disown him,

SquirrellyGirl 20

Wednesday 14 November 2018 1:27

I hope your child gets the support he or she needs and that your family is considerate.

Mary Lin 8

Wednesday 14 November 2018 4:08

Why do I have a feeling his teacher is a leftist and the root cause of this mess?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:14

Because you're a moron?

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