Kids: Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head.... - FML

By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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shorty6823 28

Thursday 3 April 2014 0:56

I feel bad, but that's a bit of karma. A bit more than he bargained for, but still.

kinky44 28

Thursday 3 April 2014 0:57

What badass mugs kids?

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thatonetribute 31

Sunday 8 February 2015 17:17

That is hilarious. Sorry, OP.

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 8 June 2016 6:42

Worst gang ever

eScott13 15

Saturday 23 December 2017 19:44

lmao what a loser, you should've left him outside for a bit

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