Love: Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 1:22

asssshole you totallllyy deserved it

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Thursday 29 October 2009 1:25

I would be so pissed, that is just wrong.

Comments

Naruto889 5

Tuesday 19 May 2015 16:11

You ****** up big

1karls1 8

Wednesday 22 July 2015 1:56

I hope she found her perfect man when she stormed off.

1karls1 8

Wednesday 22 July 2015 1:59

We can all already tell how much of a terrible husband you will..I hope she doesn't even marry you anymore

kenzlee85 8

Monday 3 August 2015 14:27

You totally deserve it...if I was your wife I would file for a divorce right there...not only from embarrassment but that's just careless and rude. OP you're a jerk!