Intimacy: Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise...

By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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Thursday 1 July 2010 19:05

Ha-ha. I bet you made their day!!! 

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Damn! I bet that was fun on the bun.

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greekgal44 14

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:49

gangbang?

alliteen 3

Friday 19 August 2011 14:56

gang bang? o.O

craign360 0

Monday 16 January 2012 13:08

Now you can have a gangbang

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:54

Awkward

Miooow 16

Monday 14 May 2012 15:31

Orgy?

xxthechosenguyxx 13

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:12

Well...

Wreckinball 2

Sunday 22 May 2016 11:47

sharing is caring

J15237 25

Friday 5 June 2020 2:58

you sound like an amazing girlfriend though. I know it backfired, but good for you.

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