Work: Today, it's the 7th working day for which I've come to office... - FML

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By RandomCoder1710 - 04/06/2017 17:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, it's the 7th working day for which I've come to office to do nothing. My manager doesn't see why I don't need to be in the office. I would much rather be at home and do nothing, than be at work and pretend to do something even while I'm doing nothing. I'm effectively wasting 8 hours everyday. FML

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EnvyMe33 26

Sunday 4 June 2017 14:29

Just remember you are getting paid to do nothing. Not everyone is that lucky.

Justine Malang 16

Sunday 4 June 2017 14:07

Make a project of something you enjoy and work on it during your job when you're not doing anything.

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Lionize 6

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:26

Maybe your boss should figure they don't have to pay you for the day and you can go home and do nothing. Win-win for everyone.

R_L_Jack 11

Wednesday 7 June 2017 8:30

ah yes, i had job like that once, same outcome .... so happy about it

R_L_Jack 11

Wednesday 7 June 2017 8:31

ah yes, i had job like that once, same outcome .... so happy about it

bartsj1988 7

Wednesday 7 June 2017 11:32

It's not wasting at all if you're getting paid for it because would you have gotten paid if you did nothing at home?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 10 June 2017 23:14

At least you're getting paid.

10thFloor 16

Tuesday 13 March 2018 17:47

your username and location explains so much!

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