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By Birthdaygirl30 - 26/09/2018 14:00 - Netherlands - Oegstgeest

Today, it's my 30th Birthday. The day started with me tripping in the shower and breaking my arm, continued with a car crashing into our car in the hospital parking, and ended with yet another car crash while finally driving home. Happy birthday to me. FML

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ViviMage 39

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:05

You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

meloons 6

Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:19

That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

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meloons 6

Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:19

That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:05

You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

WHSKitty4ever 23

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:06

Happy birthday anyway, OP

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:10

Well they say things happen in 3s! At least you got all three out of the way in one day! Better than 31 spankings right? Unless you are into that kind of thing....

R_Horsefeet 23

Wednesday 26 September 2018 15:32

Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:55

DDDDDAMN OP that sucks sounds like your having one of my B-DAY'S ,but Happy Birthday anyway and follow up please this sounds like a very interesting story 😊

marcy_89 8

Wednesday 26 September 2018 18:09

And this is why I’m not looking forward to my 30th.

Justkidding100 41

Wednesday 26 September 2018 18:25

someone didn't want you to make it to thirty it seems

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Wednesday 26 September 2018 20:17

and if you get your monthly!!!!

1ninjanina 7

Thursday 27 September 2018 3:25

Cruel

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 26 September 2018 20:45

did they at least give you a birthday discount.

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