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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML

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Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:05

shave that's gross

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ohhh shit...... someone needs to do some waxing. eww thats disgusting.

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yumher1 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 10:27

Shave. goddamn. it's not NSN anymore.

rougeunicorn03 17

Thursday 10 October 2013 7:13

Uhhh gross.

SexyMexi21 23

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:05

ewww... I hoped your were a guy... but then again YOU NEED TO SHAVE AND WEAR LONGER SHORTS! !!

ImBored089 13

Tuesday 11 November 2014 6:41

I can't stop laughing I feel so mean

makynen86 9

Tuesday 17 March 2015 22:23

Maybe you should learn to trim it down. Having it stick through your pants is nasty

SoBeSatan 22

Thursday 31 March 2016 3:36

How on earth is it that long?!

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