By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML
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thisguy22 33

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

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Welshite 39

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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Thoricsteam20 24

The kid obviously is not falling for it so why is he calling him dumb.

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Gwyddone 29

Wow. I assume the kid was way over the age when it is appropriate to play "got your nose", if he managed to pickpocket you, so it's a little bit your fault. Still, FYL.

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Klima_fml 29

He's had enough of people stealing his nose and was ready for this moment.

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tiredofwaiting 25

What a smart kid.

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tiredofwaiting 25

He sounds like Bart Simpson lol.

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1dvs_bstd 41

True that. After I read it, he's the one person that came to mind.

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Edemic305 0

Guess who is the magician now. #notyou

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thathobothere 17

Or the really psychotic revenge option: "I got your virginity"

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