Intimacy: Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night... - FML

By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

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ThatsHowItsDoneS 2

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:14

That's a pain in the ass isn't it

dansythomas 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:13

You're ******

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funnytimes300 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 7:14

Sounds like the hangover

PatRme 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 16:44

Trust me...he remembers

hugehardcock 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:33

Been there done that

kprando25 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 3:07

Did anyone else notice #7 used 'butt' instead of 'but'

Pinksinger101 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 4:42

This is why you shouldn't drink a lot. See what it does to you??

maybso 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 10:46

are you out of vasiline??

jayzyone 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 21:27

You didn't maybe see this as a possibility BEFORE you became roommates?

irritatedone 5

Thursday 27 September 2012 7:03

That's sounds hot!!!! Maybe you guys should talk about it some more and see if it goes any where. Maybe try it sober. You might find you really like it :)

fatman1970 25

Thursday 27 September 2012 8:53

Maybe it would be better if you didn't remember!

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Friday 28 September 2012 16:50

Ah hell :/

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