Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

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geekbuscus 19

Sunday 29 June 2014 17:28

It's a sad day when you get a black eye for being a decent human being.

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Sunday 29 June 2014 17:26

at least you're a good friend :)

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godcomplexkid 7

Tuesday 8 July 2014 0:51

oh shit.

lilushi 8

Monday 14 July 2014 8:20

I feel like we're missing a crucial part of the story

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 2:39

You're a good friend. How did you end up with the black eye?

bassfisher100 23

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:40

um. why?

fusall 4

Wednesday 31 August 2016 13:52

Friend? Or boyfriend? That would explain the black eye

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