By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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rossea 21

OP how can you stand shaving down there? It makes it so itchy!

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R3TROxLOV3 32

44, it's only itchy if you do it wrong. I'd personally never ever ever ever wax there. having someone rip the hair of my ****** out by the roots? I'm good.

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FitFriday 32

It's actually not as painful as most people think

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Enkeria 30

Don't shave your pubes before a doctors appointment then. Lol.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Probably. He prescribed shaving cream; he must've given some "diagnosis."

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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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Frillwee95 12

Op should have invited the doctor to his next game of sarcastiball.

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NinjaBoyDavido 13

That's hilarious, hope you're ok though. :)

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Chilupa 28

That's my favourite Justin Timberlake song :)

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Mc_Knapkins 10

@29 its The Lonly Island ft. Justin Timberlake… not the other way around

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Jake42100 17

That's too funny,At least your doctor has a sence of humor...

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