Miscellaneous: Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the...

By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

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By thanksmom - 02/02/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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marijuanasmoker4 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:08

Bear Hug!

jallred254 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:09

Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:23

Fat bastard wants to play.

tanishaAM21 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:30

Hugs for Drugs!! :)

trellz17 19

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:31

"go to my happy place, go to my happy place!!"

upwardSpiral 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:35

he just wanted some love!!

sunny532 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:38

U r lucky. He atleast wore tht underwear.

Yung23 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:39

Was it Peter Griffin? Lmfao

candyman13 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:41

Finally! Someones bringing sexy back!

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:46

Could have been worse.

SpaceDementia_fml 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:46

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A WALRUS GET IN THE CAR

brianod 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:53

not awkward at all

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