Love: Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw...

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Monday 21 June 2010 19:11

Even if it had been your boyfriend, why would you smack his butt while he's talking to a customer?

Stefany713 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:06

don't worry I bet the guy liked it 

Comments

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 21 June 2010 20:44

You should never do something like that when he's working to begin with, and especially not when he's with a customer. Even if it had been him that's neither the time nor place to be doing those type of sexual gestures. How old are you? YDI

lewser 0

Monday 21 June 2010 20:44

YDI for bothering him while he was talking to a customer

Eyeliner_fml 0

Monday 21 June 2010 20:56

Did the guy liked it?

volleyball_babee 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:01

get a sense of humor OP, that's so hilarious! I might have died from laughing so hard! mattman has amazing eyes btw :)

megankay 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:08

you wouldn't do that if a customer was standing right there and he was at work.

tundraman07 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:13

.......it was Justin Bieber fml. lol

chikskittle 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:14

lol

niksaan 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:23

slutyy :d

mkitwipotter 0

Monday 21 June 2010 21:27

HAHAHA OPI YDI .... i mean even if it were your bf, don't you think its would be highly inappropriate to smack him on the butt at his work place, infront of a customer?