Work: Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved... - FML

By ChrissiOfTheHill - 18/06/2009 09:01 - Canada

Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 19:50

My skirt was knee-length and flowy (Im am artist and am therefore not required to dress like a square) and yes i was in-between waxings so it wasnt a jungle down there...just...neglected as I said haha And I dont think Im gonna get that job...you shoulda seen her face!

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ncochrum 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:29

She's just jealous that you can pull it off

eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:34

Wear shorter skirts in the future?

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T1A2Z3 34

Friday 20 April 2018 0:37

Why on earth did you combine those two?? Esspecially under a skirt!!!

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