Intimacy: Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards,... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

nixter5 18

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

Please don't tell me you used teeth.

clownphobia23 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:10

...What the heck?

Comments

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:11

don't use your teeth

BIGmoney107 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:12

Poor first-timer.

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:13

Douche

BIGmoney107 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:01

Don't get mad since you haven't even had your first time yet.

mtull08 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:05

Nah, definitely a douche

MeaganlovesFIR 3

Monday 12 December 2011 0:01

You really ARE a douche.

austinr1028 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:28

Hey bro, youre pretty cool. Youre like 15 years old, can you even able to drive a car yet?

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:13

Maybe he's recalling no-so-fond memories from his time as an altar boy...

Torva_fml 16

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:59

Ah.... The good old days.......

amanda_d95 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:11

14- but don't you think he'd say no or something?

bettyc4 26

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:53

LMFAO

sugarandspice33 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:14

Maybe that's why he started crying in the middle of it...

ea247 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:15

Or maybe you were to rough on him

djth3t4ank 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:37

too*

bitchslapped22 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:15

Are you that bad?

mosquito19 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:16

he just realized he prefers a dude

DQEight 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:18

Was this before or after you had the transparent bather accident?

momo1972 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:18

Hot, what do I need to do to get you to "rape" me?

flockz 19

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:43

go to jail and sing justin bieber while grabbing your ankles in the shower.

cmars3 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ktpl44 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:22

>:(

fatalhit2 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:25

Calm down. Have a sense of humor

PinkiePie_fml 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:19

reminds me of one of my good friends back at ponyville :3

PinkiePiee 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:18

You mean big mac?

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