Intimacy: Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards,... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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nixter5 18

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

Please don't tell me you used teeth.

clownphobia23 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:10

...What the heck?

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draken389 1

Monday 12 December 2011 2:16

the same thing happened to me back in '69

hasaveli 2

Monday 12 December 2011 2:19

Perhaps you bit his balls? Ballpain is pretty painful, it would make me crawl in a fetal position...

MistaBlista 9

Monday 12 December 2011 2:24

You have a sissy boyfriend.

MistaBlista 9

Monday 12 December 2011 2:24

You have a sissy boyfriend.

wolfy634 0

Monday 12 December 2011 2:29

It's not rape if you yelled "Surprise!" either.

lelandw7393 3

Monday 12 December 2011 2:30

Can't rape the willing

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