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By Gen - 17/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:33

Of course he'd make a better grade- House, simply, rocks. Everyone knows this!

Cantexplain1234 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:58

If house was the president and you were an assassin i'd take the bullet

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:33

Of course he'd make a better grade- House, simply, rocks. Everyone knows this!

hunterhound 0

Monday 25 July 2011 5:09

amen lol

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:35

:D House is the best, he deserved the good grade ;) mmm sexy I love House!!!

0___0 9

Saturday 28 February 2009 10:38

:D House is the best, he deserved the good grade ;) mmm sexy I love House!!!

phonyreal98 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:36

Dude, that's such a douchy cutthroat medical student thing to complain about. Not that I have a problem with that....just sayin'

Torunn 13

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:14

*Cutthroat bitch. :)

phonyreal98 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:41

Oh, and I agree with the above poster that if you want to show this guy, just kick ass on your USMLE's, get a better residency, etc.

TheEpicScrewup 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:26

NEVER put someone down for watching House. House is the man. Maybe, If you watched the sexiness that is Dr. House, you could learn something.

idefka 34

Sunday 11 October 2015 3:18

House is such a duck though. but it's ok because he's also awesome.

MEGAJOSH 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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ijustlaugh 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:43

oh yeah what statistical data do you have to prove it? because my dad, my mom, and me a female girl watch house and I think none of us are homos :]

Ichigo_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 17:59

i love house and now you know

Cantexplain1234 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:58

If house was the president and you were an assassin i'd take the bullet

thewisefoolHHH 1

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:07

HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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