Love Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her... - FML

Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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Very very frightening

graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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Freak out

Brave - 06/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML

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Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:21

YDI psycho.

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:33

YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...

PieGuy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:28

owned

cottonGIN 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:55

Why u have ur gfs mom on ur phone? she a cougar?

Epick_Fail 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:25

Oh! This is funny!!! Ha ha! How did you do that?

luisaquinter0 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:09

what does ydi

campbellshayla73 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:59

ouch that sounds bad.

kjc3m 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:13

fake!

fml_toofunny 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:07

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

tchaikovsky93 0

Friday 20 August 2010 2:44

LOOOOOOOL!!!

tinkerbell380 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 10:00

YDI for having ur gf's mom's cell number and for being an idiot

jessbobessy09 0

Monday 8 November 2010 17:54

damn!

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