Transportation: Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

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JokerXero 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:05

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

EverWatcher 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:08

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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renaee 13

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:11

Dumbass.

mwahaha1 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:17

fckin pwned

IronMaiden45 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:47

OWNED no offense lol

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:26

That's a good lesson to learn. Trying to charm your way out of everything will not work at all. By the way, that cop is a ******* BEAST.

WolfMama 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:33

well...now you know

zandermander 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:40

That's why I saw this on cops right?

Wreckless_fml 6

Friday 2 September 2011 20:41

Cops, eh?

RougeRamirez 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:05

This sounds exactly like a police video I saw on tv

37vipers 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 1:38

I really did see this on cops

naedangerdavey 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:35

You deserve a jail sentence for trying.

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