By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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ClaireK_fml 0

lmao i laughed so hard. I'm so sorry though. That never happened to me.

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crazyb56 0

I have to go with #1 totally agreed

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RKftw 0

attack kitty has turned off the targeting computer, and goin straight for the balls

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angrynegro7 16

See what happens when you **** around like with an animal like that?

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bezach 0

the wueston is...why were you naked

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unblue_x_skye 0

awhh, i bet thats the cutest kitten in the world! XD

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pawpaw1995 0

Cats and kittens are intelligent and know what dignity is. You fart in a cat or kitten's face, expect to get scratched...My brother learned that the hard way by sticking my cat in his pants. My cat scratched his nuts and dug his claws in.

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jkcarr1 2

EPIC FAIL!!!! XD LMFAO

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chrissie23 0

that seriously made me laugh out loud XD

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