Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Cats and kittens are intelligent and know what dignity is. You fart in a cat or kitten's face, expect to get scratched...My brother learned that the hard way by sticking my cat in his pants. My cat scratched his nuts and dug his claws in.

jkcarr1 2

Friday 21 May 2010 2:14

EPIC FAIL!!!! XD LMFAO

chrissie23 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:55

that seriously made me laugh out loud XD

spider1991 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 4:56

this actually made me lol

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Today, my mom came up to the school to give me some money and a few water bottles for my friends and me for soccer practice. Before she left, I said "bye", then I realized my 2-year-old brother waving bye to me. So I bent down through the window to kiss him. As I did, my mom moved the car. It still hurts. FML

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Today, and ever since we started trying for a baby, my husband initiates sex a lot less often than he used to, and has even started suffering from erectile dysfunction on occasion. Call me crazy, but I’m starting to suspect he doesn’t want a baby after all. FML

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Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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