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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 12:09

Never say that! That's horrible!

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Oh yeah? Well, YOU'RE adopted, and nobody loves YOU! Ever think of THAT?! >:|

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Deadpoolscomedywriter 6

Sunday 5 March 2017 2:53

what's wrong with being adopted

lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 4 July 2017 6:53

you sound like a horrible person. why would you ever say that to anyone? and people who are adopted are loved. you're ****** up

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 19 November 2017 2:29

Wait, you ALWAYS say this, and he just now gets mad about it? What?

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