Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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Stinkyfeet 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:24

Regardless... this just goes to show that the police are better at scaring than protecting.

ZH13 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:28

im tired of all the FMLs that just basically say "im a complete f***ing dumbass. FML." im sure you people can come up with something better than this shit. i'd contribute but they keep turning down my FMLs.

namhar 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 12:17

Haha, this made me laugh =D

dontcallmekim 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 12:28

i like how #8 spelled dumb. FYL.

erinbaderin 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 16:53

lmao #87.

karissaaa 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:53

that isn't a FML

CBeans37 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:42

ur life doesnt suck. ur just stupid

DNLoveless 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:15

Wow. Good job, dumbass.

ww441 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:25

this seems for like an f your parents life for having a kid dumb enough to do that.

bubs_AKA_vermin 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:26

*snicker* woooow. at least you slowed down. X'DD

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