Health: Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The...

By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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complic8d3vil 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:03

next time just shit or piss on him!

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:53

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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mtz4mvp 2

Friday 18 June 2010 23:23

I would have put him back to sleep with a punch in the face :-/

fmlbai 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:27

nut him

mrmaks18 7

Friday 18 June 2010 23:43

have him arrested by the air Marshall and sue his arse or find out where he lives and call the A team? ps new movie is top

Jennark 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:44

just climb over him... but be sure to step on his head or stomach ;)

FarSide 22

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:00

rub your ass in his face and fart as you pass.

no_love_for_me 0

Friday 18 June 2010 23:46

I bet that with the punch he give you you piss in your panties:)

captncrunch 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 0:11

BOMB!!!!!!!

sweetheart55 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 0:14

lol that's hilarious

splinketkiller 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 0:32

that guy should be ashamed what if op was a pregnamt woman?

RGHTre 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 20:11

...or a fat, gay man?

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 0:32

FATALITY

xoluvinshayxo 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 0:33

lmfaoo. was the bathroom needed then ?

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