Miscellaneous: Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell... - FML

By anonymous - 16/11/2011 03:17 - Canada

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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PSQ91 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:06

They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.

s0m3guy2010 21

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:08

Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.

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Wtf91101 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:33

Cheeky

boredfishing 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:05

Dang! Where do I sign up? Lucky punk kids. I never get to see nothing

brii95x3 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:31

those poor little kids..

xxtraan 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:10

Nooo there probably want to come back the next day .

mattorama 15

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:58

You "donated" more to those kids than anyone else will give them, that's for sure!

aJaguarinRed 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:07

I'm here to inform you about the dangers of the WTF blanket. Among many obvious dangers such as having no life or friends you also stand the chance of getting super herpes!

lpietr21 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:31

That's why I sewed mine up in the back.

screamo_neve 12

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:45

Now it's a dress.

mrmerino 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:54

YDI for owning a snuggie.

alpacamybooks 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 21:13

Snuggies are awesome. You don't even know.

PYLrulz 17

Wednesday 16 November 2011 23:05

If one wants to own a snuggie, it's called get a damn robe.

DriftnuT 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:59

Dat ass!!!

LiuKang92 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 18:05

That is hot :D

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 16 November 2011 18:49

im sure they'll be back....lol

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