By roberto - 12/11/2010 23:48 - Brazil

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Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
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def10nes 0

Your life doesn't suck. You have someone that wants to watch a fun, charming movie with you. Appreciate your lady ... you have one. The meaning of life isn't sex.

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lilykat84 4

Disney movies > sex everytime. accept and move on. :P

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amerwin 3

larry1511, I don't think I've read one comment by you that didn't make me want to catch you under the chin with an upward elbow strike.

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mrahhhhh 21

She obviously got tired of your frog during sex, so she wants to see a new one. Bring that princess over to my place. I'll show Beauty my Beast ;).

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sanitizzer 0

haha I accually laughed at this one

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

Disney role-play FTW!

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surferchick96 0

getting frisky in the kitchen is dangerous.

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mountneer 0

watch the movie while you have sex. you could make a game of it, like every time a fairy godmother comes on the screen she gets donkey punched.

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jakeisawake 3

Better yet; everytime they start to sing, see who can finish before the song is over. Donkey punching wouldn't be necessary.

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mountneer 0

did I go too far with the donkey punching? I always do that.

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jakeisawake 3

Nah, I guess if she's not tense enough a good smack in the head will do it.

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