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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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SweetestSin 4

Friday 26 June 2009 12:35

She totally needs to be the prune juice spokeswoman

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Friday 26 June 2009 12:46

Hahaha, that's awesome. Go, Granny!

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hayleyperry 1

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:57

Thats not rlly an fml....

Alejandro525 0

Friday 31 August 2012 4:32

omg fk your life this is shocking... some lady told you she took a huge s**t wooww.. fml

saxoBEAST57 10

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:12

I know that's gross, but that old woman has an we some sense of humor.

saxoBEAST57 10

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:14

I mean awesome*

misschewy 9

Wednesday 19 November 2014 8:21

HahHaha haha ha haha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Epickitty58 29

Friday 20 February 2015 4:37

I love how a lot of elderly people just say things and don't filter through thoughts before they become said words. My grandpa does it all the time-it's hilarious to listen to.