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ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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Sarah - 11/02/2025 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML

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WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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Technicality

Dartfrogger - - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

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See you around, then

Joanna B - 25/09/2025 12:00

Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML

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RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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Adieu

Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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carriealana 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

What kind of joke is that? Even if she hadn't died, it wouldn't be funny!

mygreenhoodie 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:52

your spelling hurts my eyes..

RandomFool 5

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:30

wow that's a horrible joke in the first place...and wouldn't you have enough common sense to realize that something was wrong when everyone looked sad?

efmlpt22 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:49

thats f'ed up, im sorry bout ur grandmother, maybe next time the appropiate thing to say is what happened

dianeface 0

Friday 24 April 2009 9:06

you couldve at least said something like "whats up, why does everyone look so sad?" ahaha you fail at LIFE

Sakura_Haruno 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:41

You're a dumbass. Most NORMAL people ask what's wrong when they see their entire family looking upset.

brunocbreis 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:44

Why the **** would you make such a stupid joke like that one?

mpatel1905 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:47

i walked into hetal patel and i realized she was a boy. fml

bigraws23 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:02

Think BEFORE you speak

bigraws23 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:25

Some people love their grandma's, so that jokes just over all stupid.

ThatOtherPerson 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:35

dang I clicked agree on my iPhone when I meant to click YDI

IUsed2 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:04

"Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke" WTH is your problem?