Love: Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince,...

By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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LucianDeSouza 4

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

xn8gx 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:02

hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

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whiteBluee 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:11

hilarious bf

dabluedude101 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:11

rofl. enter. "THE DRAGON SLAYER"

underpaid011 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:14

at least it was a hamster, not a gerbil. collect all the cardboard tubes you can find and destroy them now.

arxel91 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:28

Kinda sounds like my bf. He's an oddball.. that's why i love him though.

Syzygy 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:33

hahahahahahha. win.

clipper_ship 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:46

I.... wow. I don't know what to say. that's a tad bizarre.....

kristina2987 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:47

Hahaha!

Spooj 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:49

this totally belongs on MLIA, not FML. your boyfriend is cool, you just haven't figured it out yet.

ScaryyMary 14

Saturday 15 May 2010 18:14

MLIA is for people with low standards.

upintheorange 5

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:49

get over it. your bf is cool.

GravityOfLove 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 15:50

Awwww that sounds cute actually!

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