Miscellaneous: Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for...

By Jailbird - 09/06/2017 17:00 - United States - Redmond

Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML

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Saturday 10 June 2017 2:22

More like cult than gang if you ask me.

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Son of the original G. ?

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griddy24 18

Friday 7 June 2019 1:16

Christ, Americans really need to calm down.

zoelog 10

Thursday 8 August 2019 23:27

I'm pretty sure you would be able to explain your way out of that.

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