Miscellaneous: Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner...

By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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mrsmcscruggs 5

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:25

Should have said "and I WAS in the mood for sex!"

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what an ass!

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keyofdestiny13 24

Thursday 30 April 2015 7:47

Jesus Christ, those of you telling OP to break up with him over this are dumb. Being Italian does not automatically mean someone is obligated to like Italian food.