Love: Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

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Ben12345_fml 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

What a bitch

QuaDECH 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 15:52

I can't believe some people actually act like that.

LunaaBluee 27

Thursday 2 July 2015 17:40

No kidding. I wish a guy would send me flowers :(

Ohitsariel 25

Thursday 2 July 2015 23:44

This FML made me cringe, I'm sorry OP and I hope you find someone more appreciative.

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 3 July 2015 17:13

comment that you asked her to give them to another girl, not her

daisylokes 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 8:49

she sounds like an ungrateful b----. At least her true colors have been revealed though.

rinamei 12

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

Could be a joke?

littleking94 14

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:53

agreed. Maybe she ment for you to see it. joke with it and say something like "yeah but an awesome loser". if you get a bad response or no response from that, then she probably is a bitch and a waste of your time.

mwali02 32

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:05

Please don't make jokes like this to anyone. Ever. Only you and your other mean friends would be laughing. There are classier ways to express disappointment. You deserve better OP.

Pinkgal123 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

Forgettabout her. You deserve someone better.

Cads1 24

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Ted_brosby 4

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:51

Everyone's is giving your comment a thumbs down. But I'm certain bit true

Ted_brosby 4

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:52

Well at least no from yeher

rocker_chick105 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 15:32

English?

QuaDECH 13

Thursday 2 July 2015 21:58

Spanish?

katertott 44

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.

kost4060 14

Friday 3 July 2015 16:28

Colours*

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 4 July 2015 6:55

shining through

Ben12345_fml 18

Sunday 23 August 2015 0:24

142, people spell colour and color differently in different countries

dezman2000 21

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

Well, we all know she's certainly not going to get a boyfriend with that attitude. Don't waste your time, OP.

Yodamine34 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 8:32

Yes she will, she'll be rolling in douchebags.

anonymuse_fml 31

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:43

Rudeness like that is why romantic gestures are becoming less common. Sorry you had to go through that, OP.

mimirawr14 17

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:47

Well at least u tried better luck next time!! Hopefully u find a girl that appreciates flowers!!

Smeedz 8

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:48

She's lucky a gentleman even bought her flowers with that salty ass attitude.

Woller19 8

Thursday 2 July 2015 10:50

That's when you comment "I send flowers to bitches, bitches love flowers."

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