Intimacy: Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy... - FML

By rileycrash - 20/05/2011 02:08 - United States

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

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TOP COMMENTS

hellohottie69 0

Friday 20 May 2011 8:51

maybe he didn't see your message

LolaD18 1

Friday 20 May 2011 8:52

Maybe drum, eBay and monaaaayyyy are all synonyms for something else? :D

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st3lios89 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:30

hahaha.... i dont know ur bf but he sounds to me that he's a Lad with a capital L!

Blueglasscup 18

Friday 20 May 2011 9:35

He's got his priorities straight!

barlessprison 16

Friday 20 May 2011 9:39

I'm way too entertained saying "makiiin' monaaaay" aloud to myself. It could have just been poor timing you know. You sent that sext just as he sent his text about monaaaay.

Livinia 11

Friday 20 May 2011 9:43

Reread his message and think dirty. Problem solved.

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:49

FBGM

abbasiathar 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:49

df

abbasiathar 0

Friday 20 May 2011 9:59

this is 2nd/..

abbasiathar 0

Friday 20 May 2011 10:01

hi df what do u mean?

abbasiathar 0

Friday 20 May 2011 11:22

hi this is it

abbasiathar 0

Friday 20 May 2011 11:25

not sure

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 20 May 2011 10:08

Oh my... Now THAT is sexy.

helloello 2

Friday 20 May 2011 11:07

you'll never lose pussy chasing money. you can lose money chasing pussy though. don't member the exact quote or what movie it's from.

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