Today, I saw what I thought was a cobweb right behind my head...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2019 20:00

Today, I saw what I thought was a cobweb right behind my head where I sleep. I went to wipe it off and part of the sheetrock dented in. On further inspection, they were holes in the wall. Termites started coming out of them like something out of a horror movie. My husband is out of town for the next few weeks, and I'm extremely bug-phobic. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 19:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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colderthanyou 15

Wednesday 15 May 2019 21:00

You honestly may as well move to a friends for a bit and call an exterminator.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 15 May 2019 22:54

Well, then you probably got to get a guy come take a look at it and fix it for you👍

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colderthanyou 15

Wednesday 15 May 2019 21:00

You honestly may as well move to a friends for a bit and call an exterminator.

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 15 May 2019 21:02

I hope they haven’t infected you in your sleep! The same will happen to your torso if they have. You should get that checked out.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 15 May 2019 21:03

Check into a hotel or the bugs with make you into their hotel.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 15 May 2019 22:54

Well, then you probably got to get a guy come take a look at it and fix it for you👍

dasin 18

Friday 17 May 2019 2:46

burn the house down hopefully you already have fire insurance otherwise itll look shady if you get it just before the house burns down, but seriously burn the house!