Miscellaneous: Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody...

By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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Pixelatedpotato 28

Sunday 24 July 2016 0:28

Did you push her back over?

countryb_cth 38

Sunday 24 July 2016 0:29

Welp I guess now you know why no one helped her.

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rhymeswithmayo 4

Saturday 30 July 2016 10:14

Even old ladies have a sense of pride.

trumpy 9

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:08

what crabby old witch

corky1992 33

Wednesday 3 August 2016 8:20

And people wonder why people are hesitant to help others.

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