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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 11:04 - India

Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML

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Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:05

WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl

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Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:53

Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?

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blackmauser95 3

Thursday 22 November 2012 21:20

Cleaning cloth. Thats what a shirt or pants are for

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Saturday 19 April 2014 7:39

Grandparent related Iphone accidents are becoming a common thing as of late

i_needa_username 17

Monday 3 November 2014 5:15

Oh grandma. Why.

HonestMistakes07 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:31

If a mosquito dies its always a happy ending.

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