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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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Saturday 11 May 2013 5:28

Always good to have such a supportive father.

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Comments

Fail_me_darko 5

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:15

In said will, what does thou gain? Does it come with new boyfriend?

BeautyBaby099 18

Sunday 8 September 2013 21:03

Hahaha I love your dad

melik90 3

Tuesday 15 October 2013 10:56

Under Swiss law your dad can't take neither you nor potentially his wife off his will. He most he can do is reduce your share to its minimum, which is 40% of what you would get if there's no will at all. e.g. leaving a widow and two children = 50% goes to the widow, 25% each to the children, if he'd reduce it, you'd still get 40% of the 25%.