Today, I got yelled at by my family because the food I ordered... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2018 19:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got yelled at by my family because the food I ordered for dinner has not arrived yet. Not only did they make me order, pay, and call to complain, but they had to pass this place on the way home from work and wouldn't stop because they had to pee. The bitching won't stop. FML

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sparx1_1 12

Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:19

Sounds like something my family would do. Next time they want delivery tell them they can deal with it themselves.

maroongrad 13

Tuesday 4 December 2018 5:48

Cancel the order and hand them a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter. You put up with this crap, it's on you! And it'll only get worse.

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sparx1_1 12

Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:19

Sounds like something my family would do. Next time they want delivery tell them they can deal with it themselves.

maroongrad 13

Tuesday 4 December 2018 5:48

Cancel the order and hand them a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter. You put up with this crap, it's on you! And it'll only get worse.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 5 December 2018 4:23

That's the last time you do anything nice for them. Until they go out of their way to do something nice for you, leave them to suffer. **** 'em.

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